[Blogs] The Metalhead takes a look at Perfume, ikimono gakari and Chihiro Onitsuka
Single reviews: Perfume, Ikimono Gakari, Chihiro Onitsuka
Our very own Henkka ventures out of his bogan basement and walks out into the unknown, coming across Perfume, ikimono gakari and Chihiro Onitsuka. He still has his bogan mindset with him at all times, and with such a distorted mindset, you’re bound to get interesting and surprising opinions. He has a very interesting review of Perfume, mind you, he’s new to electronica so don’t take your pitchforks out yet…His Ikimono Gakari review is not as surprising as his Perfume review, as he is a big fan.
Hold on, did Henkka just review Chihiro Onitsuka? I think Henkka has drunk a bit too much when he reviewed this, since I honestly do not associate him with ballads…at all. What’s even more surprising is that Hennka has been a fan of Chihiro for a while. Anyways, he makes good points about Chihiro and her style. All in all, a traditional Henkka review, always surprising.
Chihiro needs to SOUND INSPIRED for a change. That’s the key to getting me interested in her again. That, or performing topless.
You know she’s not 13 right?
Comments (24 comments)
SB, do not think for a second that I share your pedo way of life! You will get no such partner in crime of me. You’ll have to try elsewhere. *points at CFB*
Henkka / September 28th, 2008, 10:46 am / Permalink
Your outer appearance disguises your real intentions…you may be a lovable long haired metalhead on the outside…but your exactly the same as me on the inside!
SecondBlossoming / September 28th, 2008, 2:04 pm / Permalink
Eh we’re all dirty pedos here, no use arguing over it.
Amy / September 29th, 2008, 1:24 am / Permalink
…Easy for you to say, Amy. You’re a girl. Being a pedo girl is only considered sexy. Remember that hot teacher chick in her late 20’s/early 30’s who “took advantage” of one his underage students and repeatedly had consenting sex with him not too long ago? I think the student was like 14yo or so. No one was going “Ewww what a sick, perverted woman”, no, instead everyone was like “Mmmm nice. That lucky bastard!” Now imagine if it was the other way around… That’d be a HUGE scandal!
Anyway, my point is that SB is in a pedo league of his own. A league that I’m not a part of, mind you!
Henkka / September 29th, 2008, 2:29 am / Permalink
I partially blame myself for telling SB not to feel bad for being attracted to Saaya. But I’m pretty sure Saaya is CG. She is not an example of a real girl let alone girls that age. Seriously, let alone girls that age.
jim / September 29th, 2008, 4:49 am / Permalink
So, Henkka, does this mean all my future posts should be about having sex with Airi and Aika? I mean, I wouldn’t say my fandom goes that far, but if it would bring in more readers… XD
Amy / September 29th, 2008, 9:37 am / Permalink
Hell yes Amy, that’s _exactly_ what it means! That’d be sexy!
Henkka / September 29th, 2008, 9:56 am / Permalink
Jim: Don’t blame yourself man, SB is just rotten to the core and would’ve ended up the way he is with or without any outside “help.” It’s not your fault, mate.
Saaya is hot though…
Henkka / September 29th, 2008, 9:57 am / Permalink
I am not in a league of my own. There are many people in my league.
Well of course…I could go to back to high school and no Form 3 or 4 girls look like Saaya, or have chests that big…
I AM NOT ROTTEN TO THE CORE. If i was totally wrotten to the core, I would have said even worse things…although I’ve said some pretty whacked things over the past few months.
Well if it wasn’t for Saaya, I wouldnt be like this, now would I….
SecondBlossoming / September 29th, 2008, 3:54 pm / Permalink
sure, SB, blame it on Saaya. suuure.
pengie / September 29th, 2008, 3:57 pm / Permalink
wft is going on here? this is like some weird advert for the goings on in WC XD. seriously. hahaha.
wu-san / September 29th, 2008, 5:12 pm / Permalink
YOU TOO CAN CALL SECOND BLOSSOMING AN ALCOHOLIC PEDOPHILE WHO LISTENS TO BOYBANDS! COME TO #WOTACHAT TODAY!!
pengie / September 29th, 2008, 9:03 pm / Permalink
Come to wotachat, call me a paedophile, its ok. An alcoholic, I’ll allow it to a point. Once you related me boybands. I will castrate you.
SecondBlossoming / September 30th, 2008, 2:07 am / Permalink
SB hearts Arashi!
HUR HUR NOTHING TO CUT OFF :3
pengie / September 30th, 2008, 4:42 pm / Permalink
…I DONT LISTEN TO GOD DAMN BOYBANDS!
SecondBlossoming / September 30th, 2008, 4:45 pm / Permalink
to steal the joke from broom, YOU LISTEN TO HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR! OHHHH OHHHH WHAT NOW, SB, WHAT NOW.
(… s-sob)
pengie / September 30th, 2008, 5:20 pm / Permalink
MAKI IS STILL WITH HIGH and MIGHTY COLOR YOU BLOODY TWAT! SHE HASN’T LEFT YET.
SecondBlossoming / September 30th, 2008, 5:38 pm / Permalink
Is “twat” the past tense of “twit”?
Oh, SB is a drunk pedo who likes boy bands.
Love&Peace
Charmy☆Risuzu / October 1st, 2008, 10:55 am / Permalink
I know not Charmy, but I do know that “straight guy who has a strong sense of knowing what is and what isn’t right, and wants to upkeep the ages of sexual consent” is the past tense of “SecondBlossoming.” Hope that helps!
*snickers at own joke*
*leaves*
Henkka / October 1st, 2008, 11:41 am / Permalink
oh dear god! *cracks up*
this is why Henkka is an editor. clearly.
pengie / October 1st, 2008, 1:17 pm / Permalink
I’ve taken an informal survey and it turns out there’s some people that don’t like pedophiles. It’s something like….100% of people. This is kinda what I’m getting at when I’m talking this, SB, and you always dig yourself in deeper. But then again, my real name and face are posted multiple places, so maybe I’m oversensitive to making this point repeatedly.
jim / October 1st, 2008, 5:35 pm / Permalink
Oh god Henkka, you made me burst out laughing irl.
Amy / October 1st, 2008, 7:39 pm / Permalink
You know, I have to love the pedos on some level. Whenever someone calls me a yellow fever pedo weeaboo, I be be like “whoooa, I only like Asian girls that LOOK underage” and they can be like, “oh, ok.” Cause before that was like admitting you give people AIDS on purpose. Which I DO NOT do. Thanks, pedos.
jim / October 2nd, 2008, 6:45 pm / Permalink
Oh that’s true, jim! To some extent that’d still be considered kinda weird, but as you said, it’s not nearly as serious of an offense anymore.
Yeah, thanks for being yourself, SB! You’re making the world a better place for us all, excluding the little boys you molest!
Henkka / October 3rd, 2008, 5:30 am / Permalink
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