Reviewers on alan’s my life: it sucks.

my life – alan (What is DISCO?)
alan – my life (Beyond the Sea)
alan – my life (Kurayami Monogatari)
alan: my life (stylejapan)

The verdict is in: alan’s sophomore album sucks balls. I don’t think I’ve read a positive review of it yet! This is actually a bit weird, because I think it’s pretty difficult to find an album that everyone has an agreeing opinion on*, but alan has managed to accomplish that! Selryam, Noah, Lex, and solarblade all think that her debut album, Voice of EARTH, was much better than my life.

Selryam (What is DISCO?) pointed out that this is another example of it being a bad idea for an artist to release two albums in a year; I’m actually a bit interested in this theory and I’m probably going to look through all my albums after this and see if his idea holds true. Moving on, Lex (Beyond the Sea) is seriously disappointed with alan’s work, but on the bright side, she’s trying new things. It just so happens that those new things suck. Next, solarblade (Kurayami Monogatari) gives a full TBT review of my life (I can’t imagine how excruciating that writing process must have been) and he thinks alan needs to ditch her producer ASAP. The general disappointment hanging around this album is starting to make me feel really bad, actually; does alan know what she’s done?

Last, but certainly not least, I think Noah (stylejapan) managed to sum up my life pretty well in one sentence:

This time around, it’s not about serious issues, there’s no poetic lines, no gorgeous choruses or heartbreaking melodies; it’s just having fun and doing nothing but daydreaming in a World that doesn’t exist.

Let’s hope alan comes to her senses for her next release, but let’s be honest here–can she really disappoint us after this mess?

* Yes, I know that four reviews does not equal the opinion of every person who has listened to my life, but I haven’t seen any reviews besides these four, so I’m basing the general opinion on them. Congratulations alan, you’re four for four on bad reviews!