WTF IS THIS SHIT!!! (Hello! Island)

Berryz Fields has loaded up a bunch of gorgeous eyecandy featuring…errr, wait a second?

What in the world is Riichan wearing?  Is that supposed to be a bikini?  It looks as if it was made from a nun’s old habit!  Obviously the boys at H!I are not amused, as I’m reasonably sure this is the first time they screamed for an idol to disrobe and didn’t have impure thoughts dancing in their heads!  I have to wonder what Risako was thinking when the art director handed her that thing to wear.  She doesn’t looked all that amused in the pictorial!

Hah!!!  Now I understand the title to BF’s post.  It’s actually a quote from Risako!