So David Liao of NSK put up a bunch of really choice screencaps of AKB in their swimsuits and I have to say that it’s a great selection of eyecandy for those of you in a fapping frame of mind, especially this one shot where you can see some cameltoe off of…
What? There’s words to go along with the pictures, too? Okay, lemme read it…
Blah blah blah “Ponytail”… blah blah blah “Guam”…
Whoa. Hold on there. “When Ponytail was first released, I was a little put off by AKS parading around their girls in swimwear. I felt it would send the wrong message and well, attract the creepos.”
What kind of heresy is this? AKB has attracted the creepos from the very start! After all, they debuted as an idol girl group back when only wota gave half a damn (and three or four faps) about idol girl groups, and surely there were creepos among those initial wota. Who most enjoyed the flip skirt move of “Skirt Hirari”? Who filled in the narrative blanks for that enjo kosai song and PV? Who drew up elaborate fantasies about what the idol prisoners were forced to endure before escaping the prison ship of “BINGO”? Who cheered at the sheer cheesecake fest – and black-and-white bootie call of Acchan – in “Baby Baby Baby”?
Creepos are the lifeblood of the wotasphere! Say it loud and say it proud! Whether you prefer the term “creepo” or “pervert” or “sicko” or “hentai” or just plain “wota” (though not all wota are creepy, of course), fly your freak flag and raise high your staff! We have nothing to lose but our dignity (and most of us don’t even have that)!
