Bikkuri Project

I just watched the “special generation” performance from the newcomers concert. JunJun and LinLin had lots of lines, and they both sounded really good! LinLin is kind of surprising, because she does have a high nasaly voice, so you expect her to sound like Sayumi, but her voice is actually really strong, and she hits the right notes, so yay LinLin! I’m glad I watched that. It affirms my belief that the pandas are both good aditions to the group.

And now… On with the show! Please note that I mean this all in jest. You=smileys

Congratulations, and welcome to Morning Musume! Just go ahead and sign in blood here, here, and here. Great! Now here’s your microphone (please try not to drop it while performing) , your costumes (stylish and awesome for photo shoots, bikinis for photobooks (you will be doing LOTS of those), and sparkly, feathery, and flamboyant for concerts). Don’t worry, if you weren’t cute enough to pull it off you wouldn’t be here. That reminds me, you’d better take this book of stock idol poses. Might I reccomend the “ganbare pose”, the “fingers interlaced under the chin”, and of course the classic “peace sign” . What’s that? Oh, them. They’re just your mob of screaming, dancing, male fans who would rather buy pictures of you than have money to buy food today. oh geez, they saw you. It’s okay, they do tend to fall on the floor and spasm from time to time …. Hey! Wait! Where are you going!?!?!? You signed the contract! If you leave I get your first born son!!!! Wait!!!!!!!

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