Apr 06 2008
Costume Hall of Shame Rips on Ruffles
Back by popular demand, it’s the costume hall of shame, tackling yet another of the serious issues plaguing the h!p wardrobe department, an preponderance of misplaced ruffles. I’m not going to suggest banning all ruffles from h!p costumes. They are idols after all, so a certain amount of rufflage is expect, maybe even required. However, that’s no excuse to start flinging the ruffles around willy-nilly.
This is totally Kanna’s bitch face, and it’s easy to see why she’s making it right now. Ignoring for a moment the awful color-combination, look at the placement of the ruffles. I hope I’m not dating myself by bringing up the infamous ‘puffy shirt’ episode of Seinfeld, but this reminds me a lot of that. Poofy-sleeved swashbuckling, a little neckruffly clownyness, and a big ugly chunk of ruffle hanging down her thigh like some sort of tail.
“So C-ute thinks they can beat Berryz when it comes to tiered, boxy, figure swallowing, unflatteringly colored, ruffly dresses reminiscent of jellyfish?” Risako thinks to herself. (I’m not sure if this is her bitch face or not. It may just be her normal face)
“Well suck on this you ‘lalalala’-spouting harlots!!!”
Umm…so Morning Musume, Little Bo Peep called….
Here’s a costume that’s perfectly fine from the waist up, but awful from the waist down. I ask you, is there any occasion, any occasion at all, where it is a good idea to wear long pants on one of your legs and not the other? Half of them have strapped one of those unflattering tiered dresses to one leg (presumably these can be removed and used as costumes by one of the kids groups later) while some kind of awful yellow sheath made to look almost plaid by the clumsy application of various ruffly ribbons adorns one of the legs of the other half. Just take a moment with me now and imagine how much nicer this would have looked without the half-pants. For God’s sake, it looks like they’re trying to hide the fact that they’re all missing one leg!
Hope I wasn’t too rough on them,
~Celestia~
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If you really want to see fashion disasters, you should see some of the shit that Amy Lee has worn onstage with Evanescence. The last time I saw them live, she was wearing a skirt that looked like a big red Swiffer.
I love these posts! The pink Momusu ones are particularly horrible.
were they on the same tv show as shuji to akira?
I wanna say yes, but I’m not 100% sure
well,If shuji falls in love with ai-chan,then akira falls for her too.would that be considered a love triangle?
Hahaha, I love this!
Awful…
Except the Berryz one, I really liked that one.
I have the DVD and it looks 884875x better on tape.