Oh I just can’t wait to get home from school
So I can get online and talk with my boyfriend

Here I am online again
Stay up and wait for your IM
A cyber-date boy, here I am
I’m waiting just for you

E-cards, chats and mail direct (That’s right)
Just a click and we’ll connect (Oh yeah)
You’re so funny, here we go! (Here we go!)
R-O-F-L-M-A-O

Less than three, you love me
Typing out my fantasy
Meet me here on IRC
L-O-L-O-L
Less than three, O-M-G
Love computer fantasy
Meet me here on IRC
L-O-L-O-L

Comic sans and Arial
Forward jokes; hysterical
Blinking .gifs that bounce and glow
Your web page is so cute

E-cards, chats and mail direct (That’s right)
Just a click and we’ll connect (Oh yeah)
You’re so funny, here we go! (Here we go!)
R-O-F-L-M-A-O

Less than three, you love me
Typing out my fantasy
Meet me here on IRC
L-O-L-O-L
Less than three, O-M-G
Love computer fantasy
Meet me here on IRC
L-O-L-O-L

Oh I just can’t wait to get home from school
So I can get online and talk with my boyfriend

Less than three, you love me
Typing out my fantasy
Meet me here on IRC
L-O-L-O-L
Less than three, O-M-G
Love computer fantasy
Meet me here on IRC
L-O-L-O-L