Happy New Year for serious, folks.

So here’s the deal. During the Christmas break, us local cousins love to show our out-of-town cousins how we roll. We had an outing that consisted of a dinner of wings and beer then proceeded to go bowling. In the car I happened to be in, containing 3 other cousins and myself, two of us had a sudden urge to listen to Katy Perry’s Hot N Cold. We don’t know why. We just wanted to… but none of us had her CD handy and the radio wasn’t cooperating. Our appetite for Hot N Cold wasn’t satisfied. Upon returning home, I downloaded acquired her album and didn’t really listen to anything except Hot N Cold. Throughout the rest of my out-of-town cousin’s visit, I whored that song like I would anything from Perfume. The cousins and I noticed that Katy likes to emphasize the “You” during the chorus and I was reminded of Crank Than by Soulja Boy. We thought it would be hilarious if someone made a remix… which I did as soon as they left.

I managed to find a good studio vocal rip from the magic that is the interwebs and I kinda went crazy for a night. I started mixing Hot N Cold with songs of all sorts of genres and came out with these four tracks below:

Katy Perry vs. Soulja Boy – Hot N Cold (Crank That Remix)
Katy Perry vs. DJ Hazard & Distorted Minds – Mr. Hot N Cold
(Mr. Happy meets Hot N Cold in Drum and Bass style)
Katy Perry vs. Ikimono-gakari – Hot N Cold Romantic
(Kimagure Romantic meets Hot N Cold in JPop style)
Katy Perry vs. Perfume – love the Hot N Cold
(love the world meets Hot N Cold in TechnoPop style)

Comment and stuff. As usual. I love hearing about how much you hate Hot N Cold after you listen to these. :3

I put the Soulja Boy mashup on YouTube but I doubt I’ll get around to putting the other ones up. Enjoy here: