AKB48, Television → AK-Ranger Ruins Christmas!
Is there no stopping the evil White Saturn???
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Below the streets of Akihabara, the cute little AK-Rangers are busy showing off the kawaii hats they bought in Harajuku that day. Unfortunately, Yellow Ranger (Myao) is slightly fashion challenged. That’s okay, she can make just about anything look adorable. But there is something a little off here. I’m just not sure…..
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Who are these two new Rangers???
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Mikapon and Suuchan have been replaced? Did White Saturn finally do them in? Oh no! Poor Komorin!!!! The two new Rangers are none other than Lovetan (kawaii!!!) and the queen of personality, Oku Manami!
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Holy Sleigh-bells! What is he doing to Santa Claus???
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This is bad. If White Saturn has his way, Christmas will be ruined for us all! Poor Acchan wonders if this means she won’t be getting that shiny new Ferrari 599 GTB she has been wishing for all year! And what parlor game does he have in store for the girls this week? It’s the dreaded Mini-Golf!
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Acchan realizes this is going to be an uphill battle. Why is it whenever Atsuko is captured the games are so impossible? Balancing coins on their sides? Come on! I am guessing about now Acchan is wishing she was in Hello! Project.
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Here we go! Uh oh, it turns out Erepyon is pretty weak with a putter. By the way, does someone want to straighten out the golfing mat? Jeez, did they just throw it on the ground? Eventually the AK-Rangers are put out of their misery. Oh well, Christmas is ruined 
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Yeah, you better get down on that floor! I am guessing the girls have seen Acchan in action on Majisuka Gakuen. They certainly don’t want to incur her wrath! I don’t see her wearing her glasses…
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U-N-R-E-A-L!!!
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