Recently, I’ve been fantasizing about what I would do if one of my favorite idols showed up at my door one day and said I could do anything with/to him that I wanted. Don’t worry, this entry is not about to turn porny here. I love my boyfriend, and so even if given the opportunity to cheat on him with pretty Johnny’s boys, I don’t think I would do it….in most cases… Anyway, these are in no particular order.
Kame- If Kame showed up at my door I think I would spend a lot of the day just taking pictures of him, because he might be the most photogenic member of KAT-TUN. First I’d dress him up in a dapper suit, and then maybe some casual clothes for outdoors shots, and then back home for some sexy shirtless pictures. I’d spend the rest of my life happily gloating about my exclusive Kame collection. I’d also make him sing something sweet and romantic for me, maybe the song he sang in the making of footage of the lips PV. Oh, and I’d force him to sign a contract promising to never ever get as skinny as he used to be again, because I didn’t used to think he was all that attractive, but he has become exponentially prettier in the last few months, and I will become depressed if he reverts back to being so gaunt.
All of Arashi (together): I’ve said it before, but I really want to go get a beer with those guys. Maybe we could all go to Karaoke afterwards so I could enjoy private drunken Arashi performances. Yeah, that would be awesome!
Taguchi- I’d definitely take Taguchi out on a date with me. We’d go shopping and have lunch and he would be all gentlemanly and cheesy: pulling my chair out, carrying my shopping bags, giving me outrageous compliments, that sort of thing. The night would end with an innocent kiss on the cheek and then I’d return to my room, hug my pillow, and sigh dreamily at the ceiling until I fell asleep.
Koki- We’d go out clubbing, I’d introduce him to all of my friends, they’d love him, and we’d basically all party the night away.
Aiba- I would totally take him to Disney Land. With all his childish enthusiasm, I’m sure we would have a blast riding everything as many times as possible, eating way too much sugar, taking photos with characters, and generally acting like big stupid kids.
Jin- Sigh. I said most cases, right? I might be a bad person for saying this, but honestly, if Akanishi Jin showed up at my door and he was interested, there would be sexing, and lots of it. That’s a really bad decision on my part, but looking at him makes my head all fuzzy and I do stupid things like shelling out lots and lots of money for KAT-TUN calendars (which I don’t regret in the least!). After we got tired I would probably just sit him on my couch and stare at him for a few hours. Wow, I am creepy when I’m being honest with myself.
Nino- I would hold all of his video games hostage and interrogate him until he gave me a satisfactory explanation as to why his hand is practically glued to Ohno’s ass. After he had solved, or at least given me some good clues into “The Mystery of Ohmiya” we could play with his video games together. He would beat me by approximately a million points and gloat about it, and I’d enjoy it.
Ohno- You know, I think that Ohno by himself would be kind of boring. He really needs the rest of his group around him because it’s the way he interacts with the rest of them that’s so hilarious. Well, I’d probably make him draw something for me, and then have him teach me some fun Arashi dances.
Ueda- I wouldn’t be able to resist dressing Ueda up in stylish girly clothes. Something cute, not ridiculous and drag-queeny or anything like that. Then I’d do his hair and makeup and go parade him around in public, because embarrassed Ueda is really really cute.
Matsujun- Matsujun would have to cook me dinner, it’d better be something Italian and fancy, and he’d better be wearing an apron. We’d drink wine and eat out under the stars, by candlelight and it will be absolutely beautiful.
Nakamaru- What to do with a Maru? Ask him to introduce me to the rest of KT? Lol. It’s not that I don’t like Maru, but he doesn’t hold much fascination for me. We’d probably just sit around talking and watching TV.
Sho- Sho is the kind of guy that my family would really approve of, and I’m a big fan of the idea of him playing with kids, so I think I would introduce him to my extended family and then watch him playing around with all of my little cousins. My relatives would all congratulate me on finding such a nice well-educated young man (they’re not fond of my current boyfriend). Thinking about it, out of all these boys, Sho is probably the best marriage material. Hmmmm.
As an aside, I recently showed my brother (age 18, straight but very meterosexual) a couple of pictures of some Johnny’s boys, pointing out Jin and Matsujun in particular. I thought some of his reactions were quite amusing.
Jin- I like his hair, but he looks just like one of those anime characters. They really have people that look like anime characters in Japan?
Matsujun- Is he gay??? (lolol. That was his reaction just from looking at a picture. I didn’t even show my brother his dancing)
Wishing upon a star,
~Celestia~
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