Apr 09 2008
A handy dandy chart for you
Since I’m experimenting with posts that apply to both h!p and Johnny’s, I’m worried that some of you might get confused as to which one I’m referring to at any given time. That’s why I’ve made this reference chart highlighting the key differences between Johnny’s and h!p.
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Hello!Project |
Johnny’s |
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Members |
Girls |
Boys who sometimes look like girls |
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Legendary group that’s somehow still around |
Morning Musume |
SMAP |
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You’re most likely to see your favorite idol in… |
Concerts and handshake events |
Dramas and tabloids |
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Concert MCs Are |
Carefully Scripted |
A rambly free for all |
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Show your support with… |
Glowsticks and money |
Star-shaped lights and more money |
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Masterminded by |
A somewhat less old but still plenty creepy man |
A creepy old man |
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Seceretly conspiring to kill your favorite idol and take their place |
A basket of Eggs |
A small army of Juniors |
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Costumes feature |
Loud colors, questionable tailoring, and short skirts |
Loud colors, questionable tailoring, and long skirts |
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Watch out for…! |
Bukkake |
Blow darts |
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Your favorite idol glares at you |
Bitch! |
Hawt! |
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An idol dances in a highly suggestive manner during their solo |
It’s just so sad that her management is making her act all skanky to please the fans. I miss when she was all cute and innocent! =( |
Hawt!!!! |
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Oh no, a significant other is revealed! |
The idol apologizes profusely and goes into hiding for at least 6 months |
The idol’s purported significant other receives multiple threats on her life and goes into hiding for at least 6 months |
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You return from a concert |
Stinking of wota sweat |
Deaf from fangirl shrieking |
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Your friends think you’re a perv. Because… |
You have photobooks full of bikini-clad 16 year olds who look like they’re 12 |
You listen to songs with titles like, “Make you Wet” and “Lovejuice” |
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One idol kisses another on the cheek during a concert |
They must be the bestest of friends. |
Kyaa!! Time to write some yaoi fanfiction!! |
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It’s rumored that two members of a group hate each other |
That can’t be true! Look at how they are smiling and hugging each other and stuff on camera. They must be the bestest of friends! |
That can’t be true! They are actually in love, and all that deliberately ignoring each other, bickering on camera, and the black eye one of them is sporting is just an attempt to hide their rabu-rabu relationship! Kyaa!! Time to write some yaoi fanfiction!! |
Oh, and if you didn’t get the reference, the title of Bakanishi’s new solo is indeed “Lovejuice”. I don’t know whether to laugh or sigh and acknowledge that I’m most likely going to be watching performances of this and drooling over them for months. It could have been worse, I suppose. Kame’s solo is “w/o notice??” and yes, I did spell that right, Koki’s is “Cannival” again, spelled correctly, but Maru wins hands down for worst solo title with “Smack”. Teheheheh
Hope that clears things up,
~Celestia~
in 1998-2005,they were more like smap,now the current lineup looks more like KAT-TUN.
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ROFL. That was so funny it wasn’t even… nvm…
Highly suggestive on some parts…. but overall very very relevant indeed. Love it! ^_^