KAT-TUN 2 Me

This is a direct follow-up to the post about scandals, because my final conclusion ended things on a rather sad note, didn’t it?

Fortunately, even though homosexual relationships are generally much more taboo than heterosexual, implied groupcest is very much accepted by Johnny’s Jimsho. Which brings me to my favorite “couple” in Johnny’s. You should probably know who I’m talking about by now. I still say that there’s nothing sexual happening between them, but I say it with a much lower confidence rating than I have on some of the other Johnny’s “couples”. Jin and Kame have never dated. Neither have Yamapi and Ryo. I’m 99% sure about those ones. When it comes to Ohmiya though… I’d say I’m only about 65-70% sure nothing is really going on there. More than half, but considerably less than 100%. In fact, I’d set the odds slightly in favor for whether or not some kind of “accidental” very drunken kissing had ever occurred between them. Anyway, here are a lot of pictures showcasing Nino and Ohno’s adorable, if somewhat suspicious, friendship. They’re sure to cheer me right up.

They sit next to each other on “Arashi no Shukudai-kun” Nino’s definition of “sit” is rather broad sometimes.

Ohno still manages a peace sign, despite having his arms full of Nino.

There’s an Ohno back there somewhere.

“Grrr. Stay away from my Nino”

“I mean it you!!!”

Why does this strike me as one of the gayest pictures out of all of them?

Judging by the unusually innocent expression on Nino’s face and the grimace on Ohno’s, I have a pretty good guess as to where Nino’s left hand is right now.

Look how snuggly they are when they’re eating. If I didn’t know better, I’d say this was a couple and Nino was a girl with short hair.

And the award for dorkiest Johnny’s goes to…

A personal favorite.

Remember those bits of Ohmiyaness in their most recent concert MC’s that I posted a few days ago? It certainly seems like they’re getting bolder and bolder with the kind of things they’ll reveal to the audience, doesn’t it? Some of those stories really should have never seen the light of day (still can’t get the naked together in the shower washing each other’s asses with our bare hands incident out of my head), which makes me wonder, where could this be going next? Should we expect an mc like the following at the dream A live tour?

Sho: So you know how these guys always do weird things? *gestures to Ohmiya who grin sheepishly*

Aiba: *jumping up and down like an excited puppy* hai hai hai! They do! They do!

Sho: Well, during Jun-kun’s solo in yesterday’s concert I came into our dressing room and they were making out on the couch with their hands down each other’s pants.

Matsujun: Ehhhhh???

Nino: *laughing * we.. we…we were just feeling really bored so…

Aiba: You do that because you’re bored? *incredulous* Really Riida??

Ohno: *is momentarily stunned out of his reverie*… well… yeah *absent sort of smile*

Matsujun: *exasperated* You need to stop doing that or people will get the wrong idea!

Nino: *smirks*

Ohno: *has resumed his usual blank-faced stare*

Matsujun: Oi! Say something you!

Aiba: Guys! Guys! Guess what I ate for breakfast today!!! It was sooooo delicious!!!

Matsujun: *gives up and goes to sulk in the corner*

Doesn’t sound that unrealistic really, does it? And then, maybe in a year or two…

Sho:I went to try to steal my shampoo back from these guys *gestures to Ohmiya who grin sheepishly* and they were totally having sex in the shower!

Nino: So we were feeling really, really, really bored and….

Aiba: Ne ne ne ne ne! Aren’t tigers like the coolest animal ever!?!?!

And so it goes…

~Celestia~

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