Jun 20 2008
So, Nikki has kindly pointed out certain…happenings at the Fukoka Arashi concerts on the 18th and 19th. So as not to screw this up, I’m copying directly from a concert report (LINK). Believe what you want to, but multiple concert reports confirm… Please note that this happened during an Ohmiya SK skit, so Yuuji=Nino and Taka=Ohno
Yuuji: … alright. Well. For those of you in the parent-child seats, please make sure your child is looking at your uchiwa right now. Nothing but your uchiwa.
Taka: I want to be seme’d today~~~ (He said this. I’m not kidding. Kyou wa semeraretai~~. GOD.)
Yuuji: Okay, okay. [lifts microphone away from mouth]
Taka: [does the same]
Yuuji: … [shifts Taka’s microphone a little higher]
Taka: [raises face up]
Yuuji: Taka. [grabs Taka’s face in his hands and lowers it] I’m not that tall. My face is here.
(AND THEN THEY KISSED. No, it’s not even an ambiguous, hmmm, maybe they faked it, ’cause all we see is Nino’s back and Ohno flailing and we can’t see lips touching from that angle Time concert kiss, the camera was taking them from the side profile, with nothing blocking their faces, no hidden angles, nothing. Their lips met for a second, and then they broke apart. Ohmiya. KISSED. In Fukuoka Dome, with witnesses. Everywhere. Screaming.)
Yuuji: I stole Taka’s lips!!
Jun: [looking absolutely DISGUSTED. XDDD Oh Hime, you just want to join in the fun.]
Sho: Are the parent-child seats alright? Did you really make sure they looked at the uchiwas?
Aiba: What was that Finale Love??
Sho: They kissed, didn’t they? Was everyone okay with that?
Audience: YEEESSSSSS a;lskjd;lf.
Sho: Oh, good.
Aiba: You know, I could hear Leader say to himself, “We did it!”
Jun: Man, our group is so disgusting!!
And during the ending concert MC
Nino: Yes. So, having turned 25-years-old, my first kiss is with Ohno.
Sho: Leader, go, say something. [pushes Ohno to Nino]
Ohno: … well. [arm round Nino] We’re going out, so. Look at us with grentle eyes.
Ohno: Gentle. Look at us with gre– gentle eyes. (Only Ohno can slip on his words during a confession. Only Ohno. T^Tb)
Nino: [looks at the camera and does a shy, eheh, hand behind his head.]
Jun: Your drama.
Ohno: Oh. Ah. I’ll be playing the lead role in a drama series, Maou [insert drama promotion].
Sho: And who’s appearing in the first episode?
Ohno: … [embarrassed laugh]
Ohno: [goes up to Nino and puts an arm around again] Nino is.
They just…they just keep upping the ante, don’t they? I mean, it is Ohmiya, so everything must be taken with a large grain of salt, but STILL! That is some amazing fan service right there. I’d write more, but I’m really just left incoherent.
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