Tsunku’s Wife Pushes Out The Twins

Tsunku and his trophy wife, Kanako, have become proud parents of both a boy and a girl. Kanako gave birth on April 29. The girl was born first at 3:46am weighing 4 pounds, 13.9 ounces. The boy came shortly after at 3:52am weighing 4 pounds, 7.3 ounces. The names of the children have not been decided yet, but there will be an official announcement later on. All of the family members are in good health.

The video above demonstrates that even though you wear extremely tight pants, you can still have babies. Yeah, that’s about it. I didn’t really have any good Tsunku pictures so this is what y’all get. Deal with it.

[Mainichi]

15 Responses

  1. Kusumi Says:

    Congrats Tsunku!

    O__O Tsunku in those tight shorts is very….scary. O__o

  2. Kusumi Says:

    BTW did you mean that the girl was born at 3:46?

  3. kiyoshi Says:

    woo go tsunku! looking good in those shorts man ;)

  4. Nyanko Says:

    “The girl was born first at 3:56am weighing 4 pounds, 13.9 ounces. The boy came shortly after at 3:52am weighing 4 pounds, 7.3 ounces”.

    Hahaha

    Twins… I wish I had twins…

  5. nyago Says:

    I did mean 3:46. Typo fixed.

  6. Andra Says:

    I almost had a heart attack when I started watching that video — XDDD

    Anyways, congrats to Tsunku. And be sure not wear anything like that again!

  7. chelsea Says:

    HAAAAH that video

  8. Chobi Says:

    I swear to god I really cannot believe Tsunku is straight and married… after looking at that ensemble of his lol

  9. Gemma Says:

    congrats to Tsunku :)

    Nd wow, Tsunku’s looking very hot in those shorts, haha! xD

  10. namika Says:

    lol what worries more that his outfit is where the camera keeps panning to >__<. I think the whole look of the bad was pretty tragic lol

  11. Strawberrie Says:

    OMG, those shorts are tooooo much for me. Must repair damage to eyes…

  12. jim Says:

    I don’t know why I thought he was gay.

  13. celestia Says:

    I can never un-see that now…sob

  14. AhJeong Says:

    … Tsunku is a very… very ugly man.

  15. AhJeong Says:

    oh. AND he can’t sing. @_@

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